Morning, NOC, whoever your trying to reach is away which is why im on the line and you probably dont wanna talk to me cos I'm a new staff and I know nuts what you'll be talking about so please end this call or stay on the line and be ignored.

So friday was my first day. HSBC clerical shit I mean stuff. Processing of Loans blah blah.

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.workplace's in town so distance aint a problem
.my uni fren Lisa's there-

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.messy work with papers everywhere. they've got papers instructing u how to fill up papers. And maybe other papers on how to read the papers that tells you how to fill up the papers.
.people not very friendly.Most times you're just 'see-thru'. And they should really learn to shake hands properly, the trick is to curl your fingers around the other person's hands. Not just stick to theirs.
.whole place's real quiet. No music, not much talking. You fart that's it.