Will I get fried for this?

Excerpts...

White_iCe: ww.enoch.per.sg
pappy: enoch? hahaa
White_iCe: wassup with enoch
pappy: tat fella who was taken to heaven
White_iCe: lol
White_iCe: how u know
White_iCe: enoch was the 1st man that God brought up to heaven
pappy: im a christian
pappy: took bible knowledge for my Os wahaha
White_iCe: OMG
pappy: ya moses the second man
pappy: two of them being taken up differntly
White_iCe: OMG
pappy: enoch din die, moses died
White_iCe: THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO U NOW
pappy: to show the two ways of getting to heaven
pappy: wahahahaa
White_iCe: hahaha
pappy: im undercover
White_iCe: undercover??
pappy: acting on instructions from the divine
White_iCe: whoa
pappy: undercover police kinda work
pappy: ya i've got myself a fanciful badge
White_iCe: so have u been talking to Him lately?
pappy: talking?
pappy: mostly its just receiving of instructions
White_iCe: fanciful badge??
pappy: we don get to 'tok' 2 way comm
pappy: will get 'beamed' to death by his glorious brightness
White_iCe: lol
pappy: hmmmm...third way of going to heaven
pappy: pappy gets beamed to death den taken up
White_iCe: lol

*Disclaimer: With all respect, I like to talk crap but it doesnt mean I have none for the Above alrite. Is this an attempt to justify myself to avoid being shot down by faceless sniper or bombed to pieces by extremists...ya I think it is