This your best way to get me to take 'em off?
Right, so Singapore has a 'bras for a cause' movement. Many many days leading up to today, the radio station I've been tuning into were airing commericals persuading, coaxing, mesmerizing (if you consider the number times it was aired within a span of 15mins!) singaporean women or...man if they're feeling generous too, to donate their bras.
There are just a few things that crooks my left eyebrow into a Nike tick each time I hear the commercial: In an attempt to make women unhook, it gives the really 'attracitve' idea that doing so would put Singapore into the guiness world of records. Who needs to be entered into the records and be made history for these?!? It's one thing to be known for the country that produces the most number of gold athletes but for bra donations? Next, one version of the radio-mercial as I would call it has a man going: I'm standing here with a bra on my head. The segment playback as if it was runing on a jammed gramophone for a couple more times: I'm standing here with a bra on my head. I suppose it was for the attention effect but I think its stupid and out of taste. Whats a full grown man doing voicing out that he's standing somewhere with a bra on his head. And it gets worse, finally the ad continues with him repeating his infamous line: I'm standing here with a bra on my head and I dont know whats the cause. Great. He's either a sick man with a serious case of sleep-walking or its just radio-mercials gone real bad.
Lastly, collection points of the lovely brassieres are held right in the heart of town's shopping malls. Now isnt this the perfect spot to show-off the size of my cups or maybe the numbers of holes creepy crawlies have chowed outta my friend's support.
*Note: with all respect this is a good movement as the famous bra company Wacoal donates 50 damn cents to the breast cancer foundation for every bra donated. The above is just a spit at the radio-mercials which makes my coffee real tough to swallow each time I hear them.