male, everything is A~Ok!

*few months back when my friend stanley arrived in singapore*

me: mom, I wont be back for dinner. Taking stanley out cos its his birthday.

mom: That's nice. Have you got enough money? Tell you what, here, take this wad of notes just in case your short of cash. I'll do the sponsoring. (its the twilight zone! those rare occasion my daughter hangs out with a boy! And alone! It must be the moon!)

me: Woah...thanks. ( when money's concerned, mom NEVER takes the initiative to ask, to offer, to give... You would be lucky u got her attention in your first attempt at asking for the *ching ching* Most times, she plays it cool and rather deaf.


*after stanleys gone back*

me: mom, I wont be back for dinner. Meeting the gals for some get-together.

mom: Where's the $50 bucks you borrowed from me some weeks back? (to get your very first office-wear attire you clearly needed for a very good cause, which is, to wear on your very first job interview) Dont count on me forgetting cos I wont. *evil world-domination laughter*